Sunday, September 18, 2005
"Do Canadians hate America?"
The United States, as a whole, has an amazingly thick skin. Call their president a moron a few times and they don't even notice. They still even defend your airspace for you, whether you ask them to or not. But eventually, it starts to seep in that they really just aren't all that appreciated. My fellow Canadians, let me outline this for you in simple terms: "oh, ****ing ****ty ****. We are so ****ed."
Face it, people: we need the Americans on our side. Do you have any idea how many countries could invade us if we didn't have defense treaties with the USA? Vatican City could take us on! Now, that's not to say that there are many countries who would really welcome the chance to take over Canada - I don't think Antarctica even has an army (though the locals do always seem dress identically and practice goose-stepping around) - but that doesn't mean we shouldn't worry about the fact that we are starting to annoy the only world power that cares anything at all about us anymore. No, France is not a world power.
If someone launched a chemical warhead at Vancouver today, the Americans would attempt to shoot it down. If things keep going the way they are, I give it six months before they get to the point where they simply stop caring.
This is yet another argument for separation. The future President of Alberta, whoever (s)he may be, will keep us on excellent terms with the United States. I just hope none of us have been nuked by that point.
I hope Albertawan* has a great president.
* In the hopes that Sask breaks away along with Alberta.
By the way, I think your country would last longer if invaded than France. You folks like to fight, the French don't know how to fight.
I just wish for once that their government-controlled media could free itself from their own politics and accurately report news as fact. I bet there is not one good story in the Canadian media about the success that is acually happening in rebuilding Iraq (e.g. voting, educational improvements, etc.).
No wonder the Canadians think bad of us....their own sociallistic government won't allow them to think differently.
The United States should take Canada's example, in some respects: if they settled on simply protecting themselves, rather than starting a costly illegal war in Iraq or forcibly defending (against the will of the local governments) so many regions (including South Korea, to a large extent), then perhaps the Americans could afford health care and a decent quality of life for so many of its suffering citizens!
Having experienced healthcare a fair amount in both Canada and the United States, I can assure you that Canada's outlawing of private healthcare (which is unique among the world's democracies, by the way) is about the most inefficient means of providing care ever dreamed up. But I guess some people would rather that everyone get an equal slice of nada than that most people get something decent.
As for who we need protection from: well, who bombed the Toronto transit system? Terrorist nations hate us, too, no matter how loveable we like to think we are.
I'll put it this way:
Canadians dont need americans for **IT
Americans need canadians for our resources.
The only bad thing is that america is between Mexico and Canada.
They our not our soldiers in Iraq, They are yours. Kill em all if you want. Dont expect sympathy from us.
WE HATE GEORGE W BUSH!
THANK YOU FOR BOMBING CANADIAN SOLDIERS IN AFGHANISTAN WHEN WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU. **** YOU!
ALLY, YEAH RIGHT. WHO NEED'S TERRORISTS WHEN WE HAVE A HARD TIME JUST WATCHING OUR BACKS FROM YOU.
1) Terrorists hate the free world. That includes most of Europe, Canada (well, according to them anyway), Australia, and New Zealand as well as the US. The US isn't the only country that's ever been attacked by terrorists, you know.
2) The only country in the middle east with less oil than Iraq is Israel (which has none). If the US had really wanted oil, they would have attacked the Saudis. I love the fact that liberals think Bush is a moron, but was somehow capable of manipulating thirty-some countries into attacking Iraq on falsified evidence because the US could get oil out of the whole endeavor. Oh, and by the way, the oil in Iraq is Iraqi property. Duh.
3) Canadians need the US for the following: defense, a market for resources and goods, a source of goods, resources, and capital, the tourism industry, and an ally who can actually stand our traditionally spineless nature.
4) If Mexico had a border with Canada, we'd have far more numerous problems.
5) I'm interested to see that you think the soldiers in Iraq are "mine"...though I've moved, I was raised in Canada. Know thy enemy.
6) Evidently you do hate Bush. I can't argue with that.
7) Friendly fire happens in war. Somehow when it's Canadians dying accidentally at the hands of an American pilot, it's thought of as intentional, but if Americans are killed by Americans, or Brits by Brits, or Americans by Spaniards, or any other combination, it's a tragic accident.
8) Ally, yes, absolutely right. If the US had any designs against Canada, we'd be taken over in less than five minutes.
So, to put it concisely: shut up, you hate-mongering idiot.
Funny thing is....is that non-spelling socialists like yourself think you are so much smarter than conservative Americans. The fact of the matter is that you hate Americans because America is big and prosperous.
Want to know something else? My Canadian wife thinks guys like you are idiots, because you roll around in your government-controlled media that is anti-Bush, anti-U.S. You spew the same hatred that the media does up there. You have no idea what is going on in this world...except for what you and your tree-hugging hippie friends make up as your reality as you sit in your gourmet coffee shop and dream up B.S. philosophic theories.
God bless the USA and anybody that that does not bash us...so in other words, screw you you non-bathing granola hippy.
I'd like to see the US for once fix they're own problems with out involving other countries. It seems to me that the only reason they feel tough is because someone always comes to do the fighting for them.
As for the american flag, the only thing is good for is TOILET PAPER!
And by the way, Anon, if you're talking about the War of 1812, Canada wasn't even a country back then. Technically, the Americans were fighting the British Empire. You think nearly two centuries hasn't made any difference?
Deep down every Canadian knows that (since the head-of-state of Canada is the Queen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) Canada is nothing more than a British Crown Colony (on paper at least).
The Canadian Prime Minister is outranked at international summits by the head-of-states of such countries as Swaziland, Tonga and Ecuador because the Canadian Prime Minister is not the Canadian head-of-state.
The Queen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has the power to dismiss (at both the national and the provincial level) any government of Canada, any and all of its elected representatives and any and all laws. Canadian law give absolute power to the Queen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Under the adage of "One King, One Country" this makes Canada a Crown Colony and its inhabitants "royal subjects" and not "citizens".
The fact that these powers are not currently enacted does not nullify them. At any time the foreign monarch who is the official head-of-state of Canada can exercise these powers and (if Canada is a "rule-of-law" place) Canadians will have to peacefully accept them.
To avoid the arbitrary rule of a foreign monarch meddling in Canadian affairs, Canadians have the power to change the law and become a bona-fide nation-state.
The fact that Canadians are not interested in doing this indicate the "Peter Pan" nature of the Canadian character. Canadians do not wish to ever grow up politically and take on the responsibilities and difficulties of being a true nation.
So instead they divert themselves with an obsessive attention to the issues, difficulties and problems of the U.S. and pretend that some how they are superior.
All the while they know that the American Revolution was a brilliant success they missed out on and that remaining a "closet colony" under the rule of the monarch of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is (in fact) a shameful thing.
So they loathe themselves and sublimate this loathing into anti-Americanism.
Comments anyone?
Paul: You didn't say whether you're Canadian, American, or neither. Not that it matters, but it would throw a very different light on your comments. From your comments about the monarchy, I'm guessing you're either a Canadian republican (ie supporter of making Canada a republic) or an American. I, like many Canadians and Brits (and I count myself as both) have a certain fondness for the monarchy while at the same time viewing it as essentially useless.
As for it being self-loathing, perhaps in some. But for the majority, I think it's really just an honest, propaganda-induced superiority complex.
Really, what has the monarchy ever done for Canada? It makes no sense for Canadians to sing "God Save the Queen" instead of "God Bless Canada".
Does ANYONE know anything about this and where I could find documented evidence to this account?
Even though she has blasted America to me more than once, I have never said an unkind word about Canada, so I would like to find out the truth about this and if she has her facts straight. I found one page about Reagan wherein 99% of world countries gave him resounding praise at his passing, but of course this could just be because he had "passed".
I would love to hear from anyone about what they know about any of this.
Thanks.
Austin: while I get the sense I disagree with you about the US government, I do agree with your point that Canadians, who are generally an open-minded people, become extremely closed-minded when dealing with anything related to the US. I don't know why it is that the average Canadian can accept anyone without question except Americans, but that does unfortunately seem to be the case.
Anon: I know nothing about the suggested fishing debacle, but I do know that much of the free world thanked Reagan for his constant promises to defend anyone in need from communist takeover. Margaret Thatcher, of course, who was a close friend of his, had nothing but good things to say about him at his passing.
I can say from direct experience living in U.S. for 20 years in different states, the system here is not built for well being of the individuals but for the profit and well being of a few. The labor laws are much stronger in UK, Canada and Auz-land. The expolitation of workers and middle class people is getting worse every year. I have been to Canada several times and can say it is designed with individual's well being in mind. In America greed and exploitation runs the culture and the living conditions are getting worse and worse. For some few this is a good place since they can fish in muddy waters. I personaly prefer a more honest society and thinking seriously about moving to Canada or UK and never looking back.
did we convince iraq? no...we were in there (1) because the u.n. was too chicken s#&t...just like the canadian government was before you got your current prime minister. They let iraq slide by breaking every one of their own rules, one after another. (2) the canucks, the english, and most all of europe 's intelligence said iraq had weapons of mass destruction. (3) al qaeda was in iraq. iraq would give them safe haven. (4) iraq was not directly related to 911....but the war was to fight terrorists that threaten our freedom... you see...i bet you $100 that if the same thing happened in toronto....you guys you react by caving in, creating a totally socialist government (your almost there now), and instead of going after terrorists, you would either wait wait until they attack you again on your soil, or you would try to "understand them better" OOOH! how humane and noble!
You see, the difference between this american and you, the liberal maple leaf is that I would gladly put a pork-soaked bullet between the eyes of a muslim terrorist...and you would sit in your coffee shop trying to justify to yourself that it is the american or christian that is to blame, and the camel jockey is fighting a noble cause.
right?
The vast majority of Iraqi civilians killed since 2003 have been killed by terrorists, and tens of thousands before that were killed by Hussein's government. But of course, if you bothered to know that, you'd have less to blame Bush for, and obviously that would ruin your life, right?
Britain joined the invasion because they've got this thing called GUTS. Canada last demonstrated that in 1939.
As for Anonymous 6/10/07's comment...I don't know where to start. You're obviously one of those people who believes that it's the government's job to take care of everyone. Well, if that's what you think, go live in a socialist country like Canada where labor laws have created an ironic paradise where people who don't bother to do any labor have the government looking out for them.
Bush has a 20% approval rating, which is the same percentage of Americans that think the rapture is imminent. We don't like him either and apparently all those people who voted for him thought he was a different man than he is.
I say that Canadians should speak their mind freely about the US government and Americans should not take it personally when they do. We stick our nose into every corner of the globe, and the people in those corners of the globe have the right to comment on it.
It bothers me to think that so many canadians hate America, becuase I don't think we ever did anything attentionally to yall guys. My classmates go on and on about american politics, and than she asked me, do you even know who the prime minister is? I, of course answer, no, what do I care who is, he is your prime minister. Why do Canadians care so much about our evil politicians? What does it matter to them.
When I look at the two countries I see a strong and conservative (but that's about to change thankyou Obama or Clinton) man/woman ready to protect itself or someone else. Then on the shoulder of this strong figure is their whinny little 4 year old saying "I hate you mommy, I hate you daddy." The strong figure answers back "That's ok sweety, we still will watch out for you."
In all honesty, If Canada was situated over Germany instead of over America, yall would have a lot of people trying to take you over, rest easy in the fact that if that was true, we would be there to protect you.
I think that all of the American bashing Canadians need to listen to Gordon Sinclair's the Americans. You would like him, he is Canadian.
Two last things, if your country hates us so much maybe we should shut down the NAFTA with Canada, and maybe you should march across your little border and do something about. Seriously, if yall hate us so much rally your mighty forces and take us on, you can even bring the little french.
Thank you for your time.
Canada is the french attempt at America!
Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. *beep* bitch
I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a boxcutter. Then I'd tie you to the back of a pickup truck, and drag you, until your useless *beep* corpse was torn to a million *beep* useless, bloody, and gory pieces.
Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you. *beep* bitch
We just have a lot of stuff that others don't, and despite the willingness of the majority of us to share our fortunes with other countries, we are ultimately resented.
It's the classic rivalry between the haves and have nots. The top countries have always ben resented by others, and always will be. If the american finances of America collapsed, and everyone in the US was forced to live in huts while Canadians filled their homes with the big-screen t.v.s, started cruising around in the BMWs and started to build up an armory, then everyone would start to resent Canada.
I recognize that for this pacifist, progress-minded, egalitarian post, I will be called a "hippy Canadian who sits around in gourmet coffee shops", and I just hope that those prospective posters see in their words the resentment which is driving our nations apart.
In the words of Abraham Lincoln, "We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection.”
Here is the American: someone who thinks he is no better than anybody else in the world. You find one who does think he is better, I can find 100 Canadians who resent Americans and think that attitude represents us all.
Never apologize for being American.
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